______ ______  _____   ___   _____  _   _  _____ ______
       | ___ \| ___ \|  ___| / _ \ /  __ \| | | ||  ___||  _  \
       | |_/ /| |_/ /| |__  / /_\ \| /  \/| |_| || |__  | | | |
       | ___ \|    / |  __| |  _  || |    |  _  ||  __| | | | |
       | |_/ /| |\ \ | |___ | | | || \__/\| | | || |___ | |/ /
       \____/ \_| \_|\____/ \_| |_/ \____/\_| |_/\____/ |___/
       
       We are sorry to inform you, that 3 billion personal
       messages of our customers have been stolen from our
       servers, but...
       
       The fucking Iranians used infiltrators to extract some
       private keys. But we have since bought an IDS, so it
       will never happen again.
       
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