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       | |_/ /| |_/ /| |__  / /_\ \| /  \/| |_| || |__  | | | |
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       \____/ \_| \_|\____/ \_| |_/ \____/\_| |_/\____/ |___/
       
       We are sorry to inform you, that 2.2 thousand credit
       card numbers of our customers have been stolen from our
       cloud, but...
       
       The fucking foreign assets used unprecedented XSS
       vulnerabilities to extract some private keys. But we
       have since watched a YouTube video on cyber security, so
       it will never happen again.
       
   DIR Another Excuse?