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       | |_/ /| |_/ /| |__  / /_\ \| /  \/| |_| || |__  | | | |
       | ___ \|    / |  __| |  _  || |    |  _  ||  __| | | | |
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       \____/ \_| \_|\____/ \_| |_/ \____/\_| |_/\____/ |___/
       
       We are sorry to inform you, that 1.2 million accounts of
       our customers have been stolen from our database, but...
       
       The fucking internet crowd used unprecedented XSS
       vulnerabilities to extract some private keys. But we
       have since worked with law enforcement, so it will never
       happen again.
       
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