______ ______ _____ ___ _____ _ _ _____ ______ | ___ \| ___ \| ___| / _ \ / __ \| | | || ___|| _ \ | |_/ /| |_/ /| |__ / /_\ \| / \/| |_| || |__ | | | | | ___ \| / | __| | _ || | | _ || __| | | | | | |_/ /| |\ \ | |___ | | | || \__/\| | | || |___ | |/ / \____/ \_| \_|\____/ \_| |_/ \____/\_| |_/\____/ |___/ We are sorry to inform you, that 5.3 billion accounts of our customers have been stolen from our servers, but... The fucking APTs used DDoS attacks to cause a minor disturbance. But we have since watched a YouTube video on cyber security, so it will never happen again. DIR Another Excuse?