______ ______  _____   ___   _____  _   _  _____ ______
       | ___ \| ___ \|  ___| / _ \ /  __ \| | | ||  ___||  _  \
       | |_/ /| |_/ /| |__  / /_\ \| /  \/| |_| || |__  | | | |
       | ___ \|    / |  __| |  _  || |    |  _  ||  __| | | | |
       | |_/ /| |\ \ | |___ | | | || \__/\| | | || |___ | |/ /
       \____/ \_| \_|\____/ \_| |_/ \____/\_| |_/\____/ |___/
       
       We are sorry to inform you, that 7 thousand passwords of
       our customers have been stolen from our servers, but...
       
       The fucking hacking people used IoT malware to cause a
       minor disturbance. But we have since put a rotating lock
       GIF on our website, so it will never happen again.
       
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